Dengler

((need I say more?)

I thought about this link to projectcool and have included a link on my links page to the actual site.
When I first came up with the idea of finding a new home/roost for all the displaced "extreme"
folks, I wanted to find an empty or new site that we could, without adversity, take and use as
ours. I fell upon pjcool and liked the large display area and for a bit checked in to see how populated it was. It was "virtually" uninhabited. Little did I know. A new person appeared, more or less came with the room, and has been, to say the least, a very interesting person. He is a real "character" and what follows here best illistrates how things can be.

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You say, "back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

dengler says, "I have everything pretty much working now, scru."

You say, "oh yeah----what else"

scruloose thinks dengler knows his shit

You say, "no split over-sized browser"

dengler says, "If you're using a table, every time you use a </TD>, put a <BR> before it...that keeps extra spacing that you don't want out."

You say, "hmmmm htmlgoodies didn't mention that"

You say, "or I overlooked it"

dengler says, "It's a touchy thing when you're trying to fit images together...they probably didn't say it..."

You say, "is it transfering??"

dengler says, "it's done."

You say, "brb"

dengler says, "there are a few other cosmetic problems I see, but you're okay for now."

You say, "hmmm like those two little blue streaks??"

dengler says, "maybe. :)"

dengler says, "But I was talking about the HTML"

You say, "can I insert your file where the other one is now???"

dengler says, "yeah"

dengler says, "But you owe me $25."

You say, "I am new at this---but would like to learn it"

You say, "here it is $25.00"

You say, "deng---thank you"

dengler says, "did you look at the source code?"

You say, "no"

dengler says, "It's no prob, scru."

Wakes41 enters.

You say, "what???"

dengler says, "Happy to be of service."

You say, "source code---what about it"

Wakes41 says, "hello everyone"

You say, "I don't have it pulled up"

dengler says, "Just wanted to know if you noted the changes."

You say, "hey wakes"

Wakes41 says, "hey scruloose"

dengler says, "Heya Wakes"

Wakes41 says, "hey dengler"

Wakes41 says, "what up tonight"

You say, "I will compare it to the old file and see"

dengler says, "Just helping grandpa with his home page...not much else..."

You say, "everything is up"

dengler grins evilly.

You say, "hahah---you young p-pot"

Wakes41 says, "lol at you scruloose,"

Wakes41 says, "who is grandpa dengler? lol"

dengler says, "Settle down there, grandpa. You don't wanna get your heart upset."

You say, "www.thebigone.com/sanford/redfox"

dengler helps scruloose back to his rocking chair

Wakes41 says, "sorrry dengler thought you were gramps guess was talking about scruloose"

scruloose beats deng with his cane

Wakes41 applauds fervently.

dengler is going to put grandpa in one of those crooked homes he saw on Hard Copy.

Wakes41 says, "lol"

scruloose is in a crooked home now

scruloose no 90degree corners in this place

dengler ties grandpa down with velcro straps and won't give him his medicine

dengler grins evilly.

Wakes41 says, "lmao at you guys"

scruloose has steel walker to tame young deng

Wakes41 hands you a cold one

You say, "allright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wakes41 lifts mine up for a toast

You say, "do I know you???"

Wakes41 says, "do now"

You say, "k"

dengler calls Officer Friendly and tells on Wakes41 for giving an 18-year-old a brew!

You say, "cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wakes41 says, "oops"

You say, "what"

Wakes41 says, "better give that back"

dengler can't give back evidence.

Wakes41 says, "its my bday want to have a couple tonight"

You say, "www.cyberproofed.com/underaged/loosecyberlicense"

Wakes41 says, "shoot never been to the slammer, guess tonight is a good night"

You say, "how old???"

Wakes41 says, "41"

You say, "me too"

dengler takes a bottle of JD out of his crib and gives it to Wakes41. Happy b'day!

scruloose says Happy Birthday

Wakes41 says, "thanks guys or gals guess forgot to ask"

Wakes41 says, "does not matter"

You say, "m"

dengler says, "Guy."

You say, "and you"

Wakes41 says, "girl"

You say, "yeah"

dengler says, "scru...were you here for the top ten chat rules?"

You say, "nope"

Wakes41 says, "me either"

dengler says, "Aww...too bad."

You say, "they are???"

dengler says, "Oh geez...you mean I have to find the file now?! Sheesh!"

dengler says "Be Right Back".

You say, "don't use???"

You say, "sure"

You say, "great!!! this might be funny"

You say, "41 I'll be 42 in Oct"

dengler says, "10. At least half the population of every chat room is or is related to a Canadian. Never say anything about Canadians unless you want a fight. But then again, those blasted Canadians never HAVE been good fighters, now have they?"

You say, "did you make these up"

dengler nods solemnly.

dengler says, "9. Never chat with people more than 10 years older than yourself. You are so diametrically opposed that you practically don't speak the same language. It's not worth the effort to try to make them understand."

Wakes41 says, "good one"

dengler says, "8. Never ask if there are any "hot girls" in a room in the evening. There are never ever going to be "hot girls." If a girl was hot, she'd be out on a date on a Friday or Saturday night; not sitting alone in her house in front of a computer talking to a roomful of losers like yourself."

You say, "hmmm"

You say, "hahahah lol@loserroom"

Wakes41 says, "hey"

dengler says, "7. Never correct someone else's grammar unless you are a registered member of the Grammar Police (JOIN NOW!)"

You say, "don't take offense---it's dengler after all"

dengler says, "The G.P. is going to be part of my new site."

dengler says, "6. Never, or perhaps always, go into chatrooms with drunk people. Their incoherant banter provides many a delightful quote for later use/incrimination."

You say, "really----www.sayitrightorelse.com"

dengler says, "5. Don't talk about sex, religion, politics, your favorite operating system, PC vs. Mac, or any other debatable topic. Just shut up and stare blankly like the rest of the people in the room."

You say, "www.bantering.com/here/now"

dengler says, "4. If you simply cannot abide by rule 5, only add inane chatter concerning your pets, children and/or job to the "conversation.""

You say, "www.gawkers.com/watcher/onlooker"

dengler says, "3. If another user breaks rules 5 and 4 by posing a question, respond to them using only one-word nonsensical answers."

You say, "www.simplespeak.com/scrabble/7ltrsorless"

dengler says, "2. Never call the room owner/sysop a "tyrannical bastard whose only ambition is to crush his subordinates using unjust monitoring habits.""

You say, "hahahah lol@t-bastard"

dengler says, "And the number 1 chat room rule..."

dengler says, "1. If someone says that they'll be right back, don't answer "Okay!" It's not like they're going to stick around if you DON'T give them permission!"

Wakes41 says, "did you make these up"

dengler nods solemnly.

You say, "www.brbafk.com/goinanyway/tooooobad"

Wakes41 says, "very good"

You say, "not bad deng"

dengler says, "You'd be surprised how many people I catch on the last one..."

Wakes41 says, "like that one"

To sum it all up,
Deng: you are 1 of a kind, and I am glad to know you.
Scruloose